Ten Excuses Clark Should NOT Tell Lois

By Lynn S. M. [lois_and_clark_fan_at_verizon.net (Replace _at_with@)]

Rated: G

Submitted: March 2010

Clark’s “Cheese of the Month Club” excuse was pretty, well, cheesy. It got me to thinking about what other excuses he really should NOT try out on Lois. I must say that it proved to be very hard coming up with excuses that were even lamer than many he had actually used, but here’s what I came up with.

Disclaimer: I make no excuses about the fact that Lois and Clark are not mine.

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10. I have to walk my pet goldfish.

9. I have to shovel my driveway. (Said in the middle of July.)

8. I have to reformat my hard drive. Right now. It’s an emergency!

7. I just remembered ... I have an appointment with my pediatrician.

6. I forgot to turn the month over on my calendar at home this morning. I have to go home right now to do so.

5. I have to rotate the tires on my car.

4. I have to go look up the first thousand digits of pi for an article I am writing.

3. I have to go attend a meeting of Excuse-aholics Anonymous.

2. I just remembered that I forgot to set my VCR to record that show starring Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. It’s my favourite, and

I don’t want to miss it. I’ve gotta go ...

And the number 1 excuse he should NOT try out on Lois ...

1. I’ve run out of lame excuses. I’ve got to go off and think up some more.

THE END

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