Shortest Fanfic Challenge Anthology

By Various Authors

Rated: G

Submitted: April, 2010

Summary: Responses to the challenge to write the shortest Lois & Clark story ever.

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Debby Stark’s delightful work “Shortest LnC Story Ever” (http://www.lcfanfic.com/stories/shortest.txt) was 14 words long. After reading it, Lynn S. M. decided to turn it into a challenge. Here are the results, listed in order of decreasing word count. Where there is a tie for word count, the stories are listed in the order in which they were posted to the Lois & Clark Fanfic Message Board. All stories are rated G.

Standard disclaimers apply: No one here owns anything related to Lois and Clark except the stories which they have written. These stories are all not-for-profit.

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TWELVE WORDS

Cupid Wins Again

By Elisabeth

See Clark. Fwoom!

See Lois. Fwoom! Err ... . fwoom! Umm ... FWOOM!

Ah, love.

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ELEVEN WORDS

The Revelation

By True Love (AKA Marina Ryzhova)

Email: marina_ryzhova@hotmail.com

“Lois — I’m Superman.”

“Hmmm. Right Clark, and I’m Cleopatra.”

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I guess Clark should have been more convincing.

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TEN WORDS

Hurricane Clark

By Lynn S. M.

My notes are arranged

Until Superman enters -

“Whoosh” scatters papers.

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SEVEN WORDS

Kaboom!

By Lynn S. M.

“A Kryptonite laced bomb!”

KABOOM!!!

Everyone dies.

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Another Tank Ending

By Cookiesmom

Jimmy interrupted Lois’s haircut.

“Superman’s dead!”

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SIX WORDS

An alternate ending to the LnC episode “And the Answer Is”

By Lynn S. M.

“I’m Superman. Marry me?”

“Yes!”

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FIVE WORDS

Out with a Bang ...

By Marcus Rowland

“Jor-El, the engines don’t ... ”

Kaboooooooooooooommmmmmmmm!

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FOUR WORDS

Soul Mates Untwisted or Tempus Tex Wins

By Cookiesmom

Wells goofed. Utopia cancelled.

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Penny STILL Doesn’t Get It

By Lynn S. M.

“Bruce Wayne is Superman!”

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THREE WORDS

Recall that Clark wears his Suit under his street clothes.

Clark’s Wardrobe Malfunction

By Lynn S. M.

Shirt rips.

“Superman!?!?”

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Penny ***REALLY*** Doesn’t Get It

By Lynn S. M.

“Lois is Superman!”

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TWO WORDS

TOGOM Fic

By Queen of the Capes

Rated G

“Clark — -!”

Bang.

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Betrayal

By Deja Vu [snot_vampire@hotmail.com]

“ ... Kryptonite, Lois?”

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The next story is four words long, but is included here because it relates to the story immediately above.

A Prequel to “Betrayal”

By Lynn S. M.

“You FORGOT my chocolate?!?”

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Pumpkin Carving

By Lynn S. M.

Bzzz-bzzz.

Jack-o-Lantern!

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ONE WORD

Tank’s Wish

By Lynn S. M.

Jimmycide!

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ZERO WORDS

Clark’s Reaction to Lois’ rejections:

By Queen of the Capes

Rated G

=(

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A Complete and Unabridged Description of All of Ralph’s Dates with Lois

By Lynn S. M.

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